Is there a Smart-Ass in the house?

SA #1:
EJ's kindy teacher said "He drew me a Transformer - see, I put it up over there. He wrote my name on it". She was amazed. Because she doesn't have a name tag and he spelled Christiana right.


SA #2:
EJ: What's that white sauce on your plate?
Me: Mayonnaise.
Liam: Which contains egg. (Liam is being helpful pointing this out because EJ is allergic to egg)
Me: How do you know?
Liam: Because I'm a...............
EJ: Skunk.
Me (NOT laughing!): I don't think that's what he was going to say.
EJ: Well he stinks!