They don't make spider webs like they used to

I know I post too many spiders but I just noticed this one (above me when I was in the shower!!) and thought he was a rather modern spider, finding a newfangled plastic web.
He was polite enough not to land on me, but abseiled down as soon as I was out of the shower and had taken the photo. Polite or not, he still got a free swimming lesson, because he's a wolf in spider's clothing.